Put witty title here.

cannibalsuxx:

beauty on the inside doesn’t get you free drinks

vomology:

promo4homo:

barfing:

who remembers bettyspaghetty

image

unrealistic expectations for the female body

Knees weak arms spaghetti

i can’t have a soul mate because i have no soul

aclorable:

*in drive through* yes id like a mcboyfriend

sirpastydick:

idk about u but im feeling 22
pounds overweight

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

 

sfux:

It’s almost June better start getting ready for Christmas